Dirty Talk.

really like this cut-away white tee on the left, definitely one of the hottest looks for this summer.

could not love these any more! so cute. 

really enjoying this vintage-inspired floral print dress on the left. great colours, unique fabric and would look amazing in winter with black opaque tights and grungey workmen boots. 

cute outfit - olive is one of the colours of the moment. 

honourable mention goes to her choice of accessories too. chunky jewelry on an anything-but-chunky girl achieves a Rachel Zoe level of perfection. what else can I say, other than: OMG I DIE!

shoes loves. best colour. 

cute skirt with cropped tank and fun necklace. warning: kids, do not attempt this at home unless in the company of a skinny mirror and some seriously flattering lighting. 

again with the cut-away top, but this time in olive. win-win.

crazy beautiful lilac shorts. would love to know where these little gems are from. 

If you have the body of a starving-child-from-Africa... then why are you white? cute outfit, even if you do need to survive on a diet of ice cubs and carrot sticks to fit into it.

always had a soft spot for the sass&bide chain print skirt on the left. she certainly has the legs to do it justice. 

this should be the new poster ad for sunsmart. however, can you still be in danger of contracting a melanoma if you're already one giant mole?

yes. yes you are.

I see London, I see France. I see drunk slut's underpants.

She looks like some sort of slutty Pocahontas. I wonder if anyone will Poca-Her-Hontas in that tonight?

"mouth open, legs spread. yep, I think I've just found my new date-finder.com profile pic"

hot wax, tweezers, eyebrows, now.

if you've got it, flaunt it. if you don't, cover it up in as many layers as possible.

these two are in for a wild night.

acidwash denim, translucent mesh and sequins all in one outfit. wow. this takes me back to Nicole Ritchie's pre-stylist, pre-rehab, pre-size 0 days. 

didn't realise the harmful UV rays from the sun were still out in force at 2am on a Saturday morning... twat.

I pity the girl on the left.

"open wide while I unzip my pants..."

what perhaps is even more concerning than this purple junk store mask, is what he'd look like without it :|

this outfit looks like it was designed by someone on LSD. There are so many things going on at once I feel about as lost as a man who's been given two tasks to complete at once.

God Bless the USA. *Ugly Slutty Adolescents. 

let it be known, horizontal stripes are in no way flattering.

quick! somebody call the RSPCA some lost, unidentifiable little wildlife critter has snuck into Tramp!

au contraire, honey. 

can I get some butter with those rolls?

Another bra-less case of SOS Tits.

*Save Our Saggy.

Should've known you were trouble from the first kiss, had your eyes wide open... WHY WERE THEY OPEN!?!

ah, my old friend, the awkward lean.

Old Macdonald had a farm, ee-yi ee-yi ohh. and on that farm he had a: ^^^

you're not wrong there sister.

"hmm... what tattoo can I get that sums me up in a word?" 

I hope for her sake, Tramp at least gives her free entry or cheap drinks or SOMETHING!