Kiss The Girls & Make Them Cry

Very rarely, will I condone PDO's (public displays of affection). If a guy gets down on one knee and proposes to his long-term girlfriend in a crowded street or restaurant or atop the Eiffel tower... then ok, there can be some grandiose embraces and kissing involved despite the audience of strangers. Butt there's a fine line between a quick peck on the lips while no one's looking and a full on, bump 'n' grind sesh in the dark corner of a club, rocking moves that could almost put Ke$ha out of a job. Usher may have struck gold with his 2010 hit "Let's Make Love in this Club" - but please don't.

This Valentine's Day, I urge you all, don't be one of these couples.
And if you're single, more power to you.

Happy February 14 <3

This guy looks like he needs a speech bubble coming out of him to say "HELP!"

Very clever camera-hiding skills

2-Timing

Kissing pussy

Going in for the kill?

These girls are not for real. They look like they are smiling with their lips pressed together. Attention seeking and tacky.

This girl plays that hard to get, she won't even bend down for her suitor - no wonder he appears to be "red-faced"

You actually can't see their mouths! It's like they have suction caps on their faces that draw them together. 

"When I said 'kiss my ass' I didn't mean literally..."

POWER PASH - these two put the "pash" in passion!

Cheeky hook ins

Lucky he's wearing that hat inside, wouldn't want the UV rays from the disco lights to blind his vision when he's going in for the kill... 

ummmm... ?

Matching hair, cute. Looks like they could probably both save some water and time and take a shower together..  you could marinate an olive in their greasy hair.

This is almost a The Black Swan level of hotness

Hmm... nup!

WHOA!